P4 - Bitches and Whores

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As my favorite group of alcoholics (And bitches and whores,) I have a question to pose.

What mixes well with Green Apple vodka? I can't think of any fruit juices that compliment something this sour.

Try being a productive member of society...


I saw a journal entry this morning I believe in the commuunity and deleted it. No questions asked. If you found it and read it before I deleted it, cool...if not...cool too. I really don't care, like, hate or whatever the person who posted the entry. I'm pretty neutral.

I understand that people go through shit and sometimes it can bring other people into it. Instead of trying to call someone out on their problems...why not be a productive member of society and lend a helping hand. Sure it can be funny at somebody's expense.

I'll admit though, I can get a kick out of hearing someone else doing some stupid shit that got them in trouble with the police, an ex or a religious figure. 

But here's the kicker...

let's look at the last sentence and figure out what makes this important. Give yourself a few to check it out. See that one word? You got it? Yes, it's the word "Stupid".

There's a difference to people who do stupid things and people who are just helpless. My morals and shit raised me to look at this situation a certain way. So sue me...

Although, I generally don't care about people's drama enough to really make a response. What I "DO" care about is when people harp on other people when they're down.


Joe and Jane Doe have a bitch-fest because they're a couple. They have "X" amount of problems and could use some "help". 

John is a "(Insert relaionship status here)" and decides to flame them to other people by means of internet, phone calls, protests, genocide , etc etc etc...

My Response:





2nd Example:

Joe and Jane Doe have had serious problems and are on the brink of destruction. Problems could or could not involve abuse, mental deficiencies, shitty history, a goat, pie, etc, etc, etc...

John notices some signs and decides to help in some small/large  "PRO-ductive" way. Whether his relationship to either or both is small or great.

My Response:




So in short (not really), here's my little tid bit if help if anyone need's it... Whatever your problems may be...

Health Shit

National Domestic Violence Hotline


Go to google and type any of these words/phrases: "counseling", "hospitals", "clinics", etc ,etc, etc... 

Preferably with the word "LOCAL"  in front of it.

that's my 2 cents on some stuff. Which is more then I usuall tend to give out.


- K`

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the pizza hut fiasco

I haven't been to a laff event in awhile, so I thought something casual like dinner would be a nice way to meet some new furs. I had met the organizer before so it was easy to spot the group. We hung out, shared some breadsticks and chatted until more showed up.

Then it happened, the few more showed up. One in a full Cats style costume and makeup, another with a fox tail, paws and collar, then 3rd a full fursuit walked through the door! As they approached our table the entire restaurant stared at our table all mouthing a 'what the fuck!?' --almost disturbingly in unison. Children began to cry and fathers were on the edge of their seats ready to defend their moral values against the blatent deviants of society.

I curled in a ball, hoping no one would see me as the fursuiter tried to grab food from the buffet. Unable to see he kept repeating hitting his muzzle on the sneeze guard grabbing randomly at slices, asking if he was grabbing the right one. I thought the worst was past until the cat put his plate on the ground and began to eat on all fours, with an occasional meow looking up at me.. Was I supposed to wipe the pizza off his face? Please tell me this isn't how he communicates?? I hid in the bathroom avoiding what I later heard were some of the worst embarassments of the night.

Finally, breaking health codes as the fox's paws brushed over every pizza , the manager stomped out screaming and pointing for us to leave. It was hard to understand but loud as heck as the fursuiter mumbled through his head - "Don't fursecute me!"

We hung our heads to the ground as we sulked out. I lit a cigarette on the stoop while the group decided where to head next. The entire restaurant pointed and laughed at us. I don't think that image will ever leave my mind. I've never cried myself to sleep like that before.

What did I miss while hiding?
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New Year's Eve Party!

Hey guys! I know you all love me!

Well, I'm ALSO hosting a party up in Gurnee too at a really awesome location: the alley behind McDonalds!

That's right guy's and gals, your ever-so-awesome werehyaenidaethylacinesovietnaziwildgnolldogtaur is hosting the most ever-so-awesome party of the ever-so-awesome FUCKING year! The first 10 people to reserve get clean needles, there after you will have to reuse the ones before.

Fuck those other parties! Plan up and attend mine, instead!!! Woot!
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It's been just about a year since I joined LAFF, pending that we consider Ultima's birthday 20th birthday party to be my first step into the LAFFlist, followed by attending bowling in August.

Truth is... well, I would have never made it without any of you. Even now as I attend events, I make new friends and see familiar faces and feel welcome and safe, an attribute that I can't seem to find even in my own home.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you everyone.